Jovial Matrimonial
Excerpts from actual matrimonial ads on the Internet:
She'll mow the lawn: "This profile is for my daughter. Her qualification are Bsc., M.A, LLB and nowadays preparing for PCS-J mains. She is also good in doing all type of household work as well as outside work."
She'll give you lovable surprises: "I am looking for someone financially sound so that I do not need to work when it comes to raising and nurturing babies. I want my babies to grow in front of my eyes. I am a type of person who likes to give lovable surprises now and then. I want that my life partner love me so much that we forget any pains of our life by being in each other's arm. He should be able to forget his tiredness with my love and my loving smile."
Applications are now being accepted: "I'm good looking, honest and religious. So I'm looking same or much more good qualities in my life partner. Anyone who is serious about this matter may apply with complete bio data."
He values the fragrance: "Well, about myself, I'm a matured, but fun loving and caring person, basically an extrovert. Have a modern touch to my life, but still value the traditional fragrance of our culture. Very much naughty with friends and family. They all love me a lot."
(Identifying details have been removed.)
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