Ladies Only!
Ladies Only!
[They’ve done it in India, they’ve done it in Japan, and now they will be doing it in South Korea too: having “Ladies only” compartments in suburban trains.]
“Ladies only” the train cars will say,
And it doesn’t matter if you’re gay.
You’re not supposed to go in there,
no matter what kind of earrings you wear.
Leave them alone, give them their space;
don’t force them to use their Mace.
They want to be away from men who move in too tight; they want to be away from men who pinch with delight.
They want to be away from men who like to leer; they want to be away from men who stare at their rear.
They want to be away from men who are big flirts; they want to be away from men who look down their shirts.
They want to be away from men who are always teasing; they want to be away from men who can’t help squeezing.
They want to be away from men who love to grope; they want to be away from men who don’t understand ‘nope.’
They want to be away from men who think they’re trash; they want to be away from men who are eager to flash.
They want to be away from men who like to lean; they want to be away from men who act fifteen.
They want to be away from men who are always crude; they want to be away from men who picture them nude.
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Sweet Child o’ Mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHwsV5IqhZs
An Indian version of the Guns N’ Roses hit.
Mandeep Sethi
Four tracks from the San Francisco hip-hop artist.
The Simpsons tackle outsourcing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_iQim8Mtw
Homer ends up in India in this hilarious seven-minute excerpt.
Compiled and partly written by Indian humorist MELVIN DURAI.
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