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TIME PASS

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June 2006
TIME PASS

Make love not war but nothing while driving

Be slower on the earth than quicker to eternity

Drive like hell & you'll be there

This is highway not a runway

Don't dream otherwise you will scream

Do not be rash and end in crash

Mind your brakes or break your mind.

If you're married, divorce speed

Peep, peep, don't sleep.

AAAA = Always Alert Avoid Accidents

ABCD = Always Believe in Cautious Driving

Please take care, make accidents rare

If you sleep, your family will weep

Keep your nerve on the curve

For safe arriving, no liquor while driving

Drive on muscle power, not rum power

After whiskey, driving's risky

If you drink bourbon, you'll lose your turban

Drinking scotch, you'll hit the rocks

Arrive in peace, not pieces

Better to be Mr. Late, than the Late Mr.

Be a careless overtaker and you'll meet the undertaker

MORE SIGNS

At Bangalore Airport: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund.

A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be!

An Amul billboard outside the Parliament in New Delhi: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!

Seen at a beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

At a restaurant in Calcutta: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.


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