Make love not war but nothing while driving
Be slower on the earth than quicker to eternity
Drive like hell & you'll be there
This is highway not a runway
Don't dream otherwise you will scream
Do not be rash and end in crash
Mind your brakes or break your mind.
If you're married, divorce speed
Peep, peep, don't sleep.
AAAA = Always Alert Avoid Accidents
ABCD = Always Believe in Cautious Driving
Please take care, make accidents rare
If you sleep, your family will weep
Keep your nerve on the curve
For safe arriving, no liquor while driving
Drive on muscle power, not rum power
After whiskey, driving's risky
If you drink bourbon, you'll lose your turban
Drinking scotch, you'll hit the rocks
Arrive in peace, not pieces
Better to be Mr. Late, than the Late Mr.
Be a careless overtaker and you'll meet the undertaker
At Bangalore Airport: Please donate for the Gujarat Earthquake refund.
A traffic slogan at Bombay-Pune Highway: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be!
An Amul billboard outside the Parliament in New Delhi: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives!
Seen at a beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
At a restaurant in Calcutta: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
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